With Spring Training in full swing it’s time to get ready for your fantasy baseball drafts. Check out my take on the top five fantasy third basemen for 2012, including a couple of new big name additions to the list.
TweetI was stunned today when I heard of a football player named Guy Whimper. Yes, that’s his real name. I was even more shocked to to learn that he’s been in the NFL for six years. How the hell did I not know this?
I’m certain that Guy Whimper is a 6’2”, 300 lb. mound of manly ferocity, an uncaged animal, a mountain of beastly aggression who could not doubt rip me in half; but holy hell that is a terrible name for a football player. He’s stuck with the last name Whimper but at least pick a nickname to use in place of Guy. T-Bone Whimper works. Maybe Axel Whimper. Night Train? Adolph? Something! Short of adopting a bad ass nickname Guy Whimper is no doubt pining for the NFL arrival of Pierre Pushover or Bruce Thumbsucker.
TweetThe bloated hall of famer and Frank Caliendo meal ticket wants the NFL to become Arena football. Someone stuff a kraut dog in his mouth before he says something even stupider.
TweetI discuss some potential fantasy sleepers for SpliceToday.
TweetIn which I discuss the fall of the former UConn great from March Madness legend to NBA afterthought.
TweetI made some predictions about the 2012 Baltimore Orioles for Yahoo! Sports. Click the headline to read.
TweetI made some predictions for the 2012 Cubs for Yahoo! Sports.
TweetI uncovered a few National League fantasy baseball sleepers for Splicetoday. Brewers and Cubs and Marlins, oh my!
TweetI took a stab at identifying some rookie gems for your fantasy baseball squads for Splicetoday.
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