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    Top 5 fantasy baseball 3rd basemen for Yahoo! Sports →

    With Spring Training in full swing it’s time to get ready for your fantasy baseball drafts. Check out my take on the top five fantasy third basemen for 2012, including a couple of new big name additions to the list.

    — 2 years ago
    So there's a football player named Guy Whimper. Not kidding →

    I was stunned today when I heard of a football player named Guy Whimper.  Yes, that’s his real name.  I was even more shocked to to learn that he’s been in the NFL for six years.  How the hell did I not know this?

    I’m certain that Guy Whimper is a 6’2”, 300 lb. mound of manly ferocity, an uncaged animal, a mountain of beastly aggression who could not doubt rip me in half; but holy hell that is a terrible name for a football player.  He’s stuck with the last name Whimper but at least pick a nickname to use in place of Guy.  T-Bone Whimper works.  Maybe Axel Whimper.  Night Train? Adolph? Something!  Short of adopting a bad ass nickname Guy Whimper is no doubt pining for the NFL arrival of Pierre Pushover or Bruce Thumbsucker.

    — 2 years ago
    #Humor  #Sports 
    John Madden has officially lost his friggin' mind →

    The bloated hall of famer and Frank Caliendo meal ticket wants the NFL to become Arena football.  Someone stuff a kraut dog in his mouth before he says something even stupider.

    — 2 years ago
    American League Fantasy Sleeper Outfielders →

    I discuss some potential fantasy sleepers for SpliceToday.

    — 2 years ago
    Where in the world is Kemba Walker? →

    In which I discuss the fall of the former UConn great from March Madness legend to NBA afterthought.

    — 2 years ago
    #March Madness  #Charlotte Bobcats  #Kemba Walker  #Michael Jordan  #Final Four  #Sports 
    Five bold predictions for the 2012 Baltimore Orioles →

    I made some predictions about the 2012 Baltimore Orioles for Yahoo! Sports. Click the headline to read.

    — 2 years ago with 1 note
    #Baltimore Orioles  #Adam Jones  #Zach Britton  #Sports 
    2012 National League Fantasy Sleepers →

    I uncovered a few National League fantasy baseball sleepers for Splicetoday. Brewers and Cubs and Marlins, oh my!

    — 2 years ago
    #Mat Gamel  #Jeff Samardzija  #Logan Morrison  #Chicago Cubs  #Miami Marlins  #Prince Fielder  #Sports 
    Fantasy Baseball's Best Rookies →

    I took a stab at identifying some rookie gems for your fantasy baseball squads for Splicetoday.

    — 2 years ago
    #Yu Darvish  #Matt Moore  #Jesus Montero  #Brett Jackson  #Anthony Rizzo  #Sports 
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